{"product_id":"unimpressed-graphic-tee-sarcastic-statement-t-shirt","title":"Unimpressed Graphic Tee","description":"A minimalist, black cotton tee that speaks with quiet, dry humor. The slim serif type reads “Unimpressed” across the chest in soft white ink — a low-key statement for people who prefer dry wit over loud slogans. Lightweight and smooth, it feels like a lived-in favorite from the first wear. Wear it on its own or layered under a jacket for coffee runs, gallery nights, or slow weekends when sarcasm is the mood. It sits comfortably in the wardrobe of someone who notices details, values understatement, and uses clothing to carry a private smile.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g\/m²) — smooth, durable fabric great for printing\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean look and reduced fabric waste\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching\u003cbr\u003e- Pearlized tear-away label for comfort; Oeko-Tex certified for safety and quality\u003cbr\u003e- DTG\/DTF printing methods used for crisp chest and sleeve\/neck prints; EU 2-year warranty\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: For adults, Made in Bangladesh\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":47199257493739,"sku":"13937088094228003004","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":47199257526507,"sku":"15429215415646737345","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":47199257559275,"sku":"11491331382680068942","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":47199257592043,"sku":"15470047478475675769","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":47199257624811,"sku":"28487063526492076539","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0795\/8380\/5675\/files\/20251222041435-1f0deecb-9aa6-6186-94df-4a603e92891d.png?v=1766377015","url":"https:\/\/lowkeystreet.com\/products\/unimpressed-graphic-tee-sarcastic-statement-t-shirt","provider":"Lowkey Street","version":"1.0","type":"link"}